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The Cullens decide they NEED to paint their nails so...
Carlisle: I love white colored nail polish, It's so plain and pretty.
Emmett: Just like you! HA! so got one over Carlisle!
Alice: Okay then Emmett *giggle* What color do you like?
Emmett: Hot Pink
*Entire Cullen family laugh*
Edward: *cough* gay *cough*
*Emmett grumbles*
Alice: I love sunshine yellow nail polish, It's so bright!
Edward: I love Neon green
Rosalie: I love blood red,
Edward: BIG surprise *rolls eyes*
Rosalie: YOU SUCK EDWARD!
Bella: I like chocolate brown.
Alice: Sweet.... no pun indended
Esme: I like gold it's so pretty and elegant.
Jasper: I don't like nail polish... for guys it's just gay
Alice: MEANIE! SPOIL MY FUN THEN!
Japser: Fine if I was to pick I think it would be....Black.
*Edward and Emmett snicker*
Emmett: *cough* emo *cough*
Jasper: I hate life. *grumbles and walks away to sit in a corner and brood*
Carlisle: I love white colored nail polish, It's so plain and pretty.
Emmett: Just like you! HA! so got one over Carlisle!
Alice: Okay then Emmett *giggle* What color do you like?
Emmett: Hot Pink
*Entire Cullen family laugh*
Edward: *cough* gay *cough*
*Emmett grumbles*
Alice: I love sunshine yellow nail polish, It's so bright!
Edward: I love Neon green
Rosalie: I love blood red,
Edward: BIG surprise *rolls eyes*
Rosalie: YOU SUCK EDWARD!
Bella: I like chocolate brown.
Alice: Sweet.... no pun indended
Esme: I like gold it's so pretty and elegant.
Jasper: I don't like nail polish... for guys it's just gay
Alice: MEANIE! SPOIL MY FUN THEN!
Japser: Fine if I was to pick I think it would be....Black.
*Edward and Emmett snicker*
Emmett: *cough* emo *cough*
Jasper: I hate life. *grumbles and walks away to sit in a corner and brood*
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ways to annoy Jasper
1:Expose your neck at all times
2:Whenever he gets you angry say "Bite me"
3:Color his whole room red
4:Ask if he ever fought with someone over a lamb
5:Ask him if he is part ghost and when he say's no ask him if he knows that he has a ghost cousin named Casper
6:Kill every animal he captures before he eats it
7:tye a bloody raw slab of dear meat to his back in an area he can't reach
8:Kill Alice
9:Give a TV that will explode the next time you use it and when it does tell him that he should have calmed it down
10:Tell him that his name reminds you of peanut butter
11:Donate all his blood to a hospital
12:Buy him a very very bloody
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20 ways to annoy Jasper Hale
1. When Jasper is retreating (for any reason) put on a thick southern accent and yell 'run, Jasper run'
2. When Jaspers being quiet in the corner sing the 'emo kid' song under your breath.
3. End every conversation with 'Yes Sir!'
4. Call him Jasper Cullen
5. When he objects say 'thats not what Maria told me' and walk away
6. Think about him lustfully
7. When he asks you about the above reply with 'Jeesh someones vain how do you know it was directed at you?' and leave him hanging
8. Tell him that the real reason that Edward gave him the bike is that he feels sorry for him
9. Be sure to let him know that Jasper is the least favourite C
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How to: Make Jacob Love You
10 ways to make Jacob Black fall in love with you:
10. Tell him you like your men hot and sweaty
9. Growl at him whenever he gets near you
8. Insult Edward both to his face and behind his back
7. Cook for him. A LOT.
6. Complain that your nose is burning - "Those bloodsuckers really reek."
5. When you talk to him, refer to him as "My Jacob". For example: "How is My Jacob today?" and "My Jacob, please fetch me a space heater."
4. Shiver a lot, even when indoors. When he hugs you to warm you up, tell him he's hot.
3. Laugh at all his jokes, especially the 'blonde' ones.
2. Tell him your favourite character from X-Men is Wolverine
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ya so I was typing for school work and looked down and noticed my 'sunshine yellow' nails so decided the cullens needed pretty nails to!
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so, just to clear it up when i said the whole black and emo thing i meant it as a joke, cuz my nails are black and i'm not emo. so... ya, glad we talked.